For the most part, television has become nothing but pure balderdash. Channel after channel of mindless drivel. One of the few networks that truly appreciates genius, however, is the ABC Family Network. A startling revaltion, ABC Family routinely airs episodes that truly challenge rather than sedate the inquisitive mind. On Friday, June 5, 2009, ABC Family will air a stirring juxtaposition of Full House episodes.
- At 12:30 p.m. EST, ABC Family will air one of John Stamos' most stunning achievements "The Last Dance" featuring the delightful Papuli. As reviewed here, this episode proudly displays one of the most emotionally charged performances of our time.
In sharp contrast, at 3:00 p.m. EST, ABC Family will air "Kissing Cousins," a low point for the series. As reviewed here, Full House's hateful rhetoric in the episode is deplorable.
In addition, on Monday June 8, 2009 at 7:30 a.m. EST, TBS will air the chilling tale of sexual predation, "Screech's Birthday." The Son of Feeney is still seeking confirmation on the age of menacing actor Jesse Wilson. Any information is much appreciated.
Finally, on June 10, 2009 at 7:00 a.m. EST, TBS will air "Rent-a-Pop." As discussed in the groundbreaking study "Is Zack Morris a Serial Killer," this episode provides a glimpse into the possible underpinnings of Zack's killing spree.
Needless to say, these episodes constitute required viewing for any true Son of Feeney follower.